Bad Boys II

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Release date 2003

Duration 147 min

Producer(s) Jerry Bruckheimer, Matthew Cohan, Don Ferrarone...more

Director(s) Michael Bay...more Michael Bay...less

Writer(s) George Gallo, Marianne Wibberley, Cormac Wibberley...more

Cast Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Jordi Mollà...more

Genre Action, Comedy, Crime,

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Mike Lowery:
Look, Captain, these were not normal corpses.
Capt. Howard:
If I threw you out of moving truck and then ran over your head, you wouldn't be normal either!

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Mike Lowery:
[to Tapia, who has him at gunpoint] Look, why don't we all go home... well we'll go home, you go to a hotel, and we'll work this shit out another day cause none of us is really having a good day right now.

Marcus Burnett:
[after Mike has killed yet another lead, this time throwing him under a train] We lost the coffin and you barbequed our lead, Mike. This has got to be the worst, most emotional cop week of my life.

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Mike Lowery:
Just 'cause you got that gun to my partner's head, you're thinking I ain't gonna splatter your shit all over this swamp, huh?
Marcus Burnett:
That's what I'm thinking!
Mike Lowery:
See, what you don't understand is my partner came here tonight prepared to die.
Marcus Burnett:
He... Hell, no!

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[Alexei's partner is cut into pieces by Tapia's gang and brought to him in a tortilla bin]
Alexei:
With all due respect, Mr. Tapia. In my country, I see such things all the time.
Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia:
I'm sorry for your country.
Alexei:
It's got to be some Cuban stupid tradition to put him in a tortilla bin, huh?
Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia:
Now, listen to me, you Russian punk. I, me, Johnny Tapia, will sever your head off.
Alexei:
You kill me, and you'll have a shit storm.

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Mike Lowery:
All right, everybody start shooting at somebody! Shoot! Shoot! [everyone does, then]
Marcus Burnett:
Shit, I'm out!
Mike Lowery:
[checks his pistol] I got two rounds left.
Marcus Burnett:
[checks his pistol] One in the chamber.
Syd:
[checks her pistol] I'm out.
Mike Lowery:
All these guns in here, and don't none of y'all got no bullets?
Tito Vargas:
I got one, in my hip!
Syd:
Oh God, he's hit!

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Marcus Burnett:
[referring to the loose swimming pool ladder] Get my screwdriver! Damn bolts.
Theresa:
Don't mind him. He's just upset because he was injured.
Syd:
Is he okay?
Theresa:
His wound is fine. It's, um... *other things* that were affected.
Syd:
Oh... oh!
Marcus Burnett:
Theresa!
Theresa:
What?
Marcus Burnett:
[to Syd] It's just nerve damage. [to Theresa]
Marcus Burnett:
You not gonna spoil this... I'll talk to you about it.

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[after Mike and Marcus's latest massive gunfight/car chase]
Capt. Howard:
[trying to stay calm] So, you got the drugs. [they shake their heads]
Capt. Howard:
No drugs. Oh, okay. What about the money? [they shake theirs heads]
Capt. Howard:
No money. Well then, who's this x-man?
Marcus Burnett:
Captain, I was at a family barbecue...
Mike Lowery:
We don't know, but we are going to find out.
Capt. Howard:
[points to the TV news] Well then, all that... was for nothing?
Mike Lowery:
Oh, we didn't do *all* of that.

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Capt. Howard:
I can't believe you guys. Do you get up in the morning, call each other up - "Good morning, Marcus." "Good morning, Mike." "How you doin'?" "Ai'ight." "So, how are we going to fuck up the captain's life today?" "Gee, I don't know, I don't know... Ooh, look! Over there. Let's kill three fat people and leave them on the street?"
Mike Lowery:
They were dead before we ran over them.
Capt. Howard:
It doesn't matter if they were dead or not, goddamn it! Every time you leave a corpse on the street, I have to get these detective guys to come in and see what happened. See? They're detecting shit. Then I've gotta get these forensic coroner guys to stick 'em back in the fucking bag! Jesus Christ!

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Marcus Burnett:
[while ingested with ecstasy, Marcus is wearing Captain Howard's robe walking downstairs talking on the phone] I love it when you call me bunny lobe.
Mike Lowery:
SHIT!
Marcus Burnett:
Yeah girl, you should see this sexy shit I got on.
Capt. Howard:
Who the hell are you talking to?
Marcus Burnett:
Vargas and Rub... Reyes. They said they down for whatever.

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Marcus Burnett:
Mike, the man has a gun to my head!
Mike Lowery:
I bet he'll put it down if I put a hollow point in his eye, now won't he?
Casper:
Your partner's a cocky nigger!
Mike Lowery:
Oh damn, now was that necessary, sir? Why can't he just be a cop? He got to be a nigga too?

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Klan Leader:
WHITE POWER!
Klansman:
WHITE POWER! [Two of the guys in hoods whip them off, revealing Mike and Marcus, pointing guns at the Klan]
Mike Lowery:
Blue power, motherfuckers! Miami PD!
Marcus Burnett:
Aw, damn! It's the niggras!

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