Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

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Release date 1999

Duration 95 min

Producer(s) Emma Chasin, Michael De Luca, Donna Langley...more

Director(s) Jay Roach...more Jay Roach...less

Writer(s) Mike Myers, Michael McCullers, Mike Myers...more

Cast Mike Myers, Heather Graham, Michael York...more

Genre Action, Adventure, Comedy,

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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Quotes

Dr Evil:
Well, looks like you have a choice, Mr. Powers. Save the world, or save your girlfriend.
Felicity Shagwell:
Austin!
Past Austin:
Felicity!
Felicity Shagwell:
Don't worry about me, Austin! You've got to save the world!
Austin:
[arrives from the time machine] I choose love baby!
Past Austin:
Wait a tick. Who are you?
Austin:
I'm you ten minutes from now.
Past Austin:
Damn it. You are handsome, baby, yeah!
Austin:
[laughs] I was just thinking the same.
Past Austin:
We are sexy!
Austin:
We are sexy bitches, yes!
Dr Evil:
Alright, this is re-goddamn-diculous. Kill them both!

Dr. Evil:
Ow! You shot me, you A-Hole.

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Austin:
Let me ask you a question. And be honest. Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I make you *randy*?
Ivana:
[gets up from the table] No more games. Dr. Evil sent me here to kill you, but I find you so [pause]
Ivana:
sexy! Just make love to me. Now, Austin Powervich! Hurry! [Austin rips his shirt open]
Ivana:
Oh, you are hairy like *animal*!
Austin:
Grr, baby! Very grr!
Ivana:
Make love to me, monkey man!

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Austin:
I've lost my mojo.
Felicity Shagwell:
Oh, so that's why you...
Austin:
Yes! Yes!
Felicity Shagwell:
[smiles] I thought you didn't like me!
Austin:
Oh no, baby. You're very shagadelic. I just didn't want to fall in love again, and I thought you'd never love me without my mojo. It's not you. You're fab, you're switched on, you're a bit of alright! YES!

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Dr. Evil:
Number Two, you look so healthy, and youthful. Frau, you look so... right.

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Dr. Evil:
[singing while playing the piano] What if god was one of us / Just a slob like one of us / Blue blue blue blue blue blue blue / Bla bla bli bli bli.

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Austin:
[the guard has just fallen in molten lava] What a... burn? [laughs]
Austin:
That sort of thing could get a man... fired? [laughs]
Austin:
I think he was... hot... for... you? [laughs]
Felicity Shagwell:
That's enough.
Austin:
Yeah.

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[Austin picks up a boiling pot, with a stool sample from Fat Bastard inside]
Austin:
Cor! This coffee smells like shit!
Basil:
It *is* shit, Austin.
Austin:
Oh, good. Then it's not just me. [Drinks]
Austin:
[Smacks lips] It's a bit nutty.

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Vanessa Kensington:
Do you smoke after sex?
Austin:
I don't know, baby, I never looked.

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[Mini Me's chair is malfunctioning and he's thrown into the rafters]
Dr. Evil:
Mini Me? Mini Me? Could someone put a fricken bell on him or something?

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[first lines]
Narrator:
Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery, was frozen in 1967 and defrosted in the Nineties to battle his nemesis, Dr. Evil. After foiling his archenemy's plan to send a nuclear warhead to the center of the earth, Austin banished Dr. Evil to the cold recesses of space and settled down with his new wife, Vanessa, to live happily ever after. Or so he thought...

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Austin:
Paging Dr. Freud.

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