Army of Darkness

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Release date 1992

Duration 81 min

Producer(s) Bruce Campbell, Dino De Laurentiis, Robert G. Tapert...more

Director(s) Sam Raimi...more Sam Raimi...less

Writer(s) Sam Raimi, Ivan Raimi...more Sam Raimi, Ivan Raimi...less

Cast Bruce Campbell, Embeth Davidtz, Marcus Gilbert...more

Genre Action, Comedy, Fantasy, Horror,

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Skeleton:
[Upon seeing demonic Sheila] There's a sight for sore bones.

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Ash:
I know you're scared; we're all scared, but that doesn't mean were cowards. We can take these skeletons, we can take them, with science.

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Ash:
[after crushing skeletons with boulders] Ooh that's gotta hurt.

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Ash:
[after being sucked into a blackhole in a fake copy of the Necronomicon and struggling back out] Whoa. Wrong book.

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Ash:
So what's the deal? Can you send me back or not?
Wiseman:
Only the Necronomicon has the power. An unholy book which we also require. Within its pages are passages that can send you back to your time. Only you the promised one can quest for it.
Ash:
I don't want your book, I don't want your bullshit. Just send me back to my own time, pronto, today. Chop chop!

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Deadite Captain:
Cry Havoc and let loose the Dogs of War!

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Deadite Captain:
[pulling a newly animated skeleton from the grave] Welcome back to the land of the livin'... NOW PICK UP A SHOVEL AND GET DIGGING!

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Wiseman:
When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
Ash:
Yeah, basically.
Wiseman:
Did you speak the exact words?
Ash:
Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.

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Ash:
Alright. Who wants some?

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Skeleton:
[dragging topless wench] We got plans for you, Girlie-girl!

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Skeleton:
I'll cut off your gizzard.

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[to his skeleton minions, who are digging up corpses in a graveyard]
Evil Ash:
Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son-of-a-bitch that ever died in battle!
Skeleton:
Thank you, sir!

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