Anything Else

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Release date 2003

Duration 108 min

Producer(s) Letty Aronson, Charles H. Joffe, Benny Medina...more

Director(s) Woody Allen...more Woody Allen...less

Writer(s) Woody Allen...more Woody Allen...less

Cast Woody Allen, Jason Biggs, Fisher Stevens...more

Genre Comedy,

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David Dobel:
Why are you in analysis? You're afraid to sleep, what else?
Jerry Falk:
Fear of death.
David Dobel:
That's funny. I have that too. My dog has it. It's very common with living creatures.

David Dobel:
You're a writer, you have a gift. You should have a, a girlfriend, who's, who's, you know, helpful and encouraging. Not some mercurial little jitterbug who'll have you holding up filling stations to keep her in mood elevators.

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Jerry Falk:
I feel like committing suicide, but I've got so many problems, that wouldn't solve them all.

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Amanda:
Am I late?
Jerry Falk:
Not if we go by Rocky Mountain time.

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David Dobel:
Since the beginning of time people have been, you know, frightened and, and unhappy, and they're scared of death, and they're scared of getting old, and there's always been priests around, and shamans, and now shrinks, to tell 'em, "Look, I know you're frightened, but I can help you. Of course, it is going to cost you a few bucks...” But they *can't* help you, Falk, because life is what it is.

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Dobel:
I took the liberty a couple weeks ago of ordering you a little present.
Jerry Falk:
What?
Dobel:
Well, they're having a sale here on surplus Russian Army riffles.
Jerry Falk:
What?
Dobel:
Well suppose you're home one night, you know, in bed masturbating and some guys try to break in. You need protection.
Jerry Falk:
No! I just dial 9-1-1.
Dobel:
Have you ever dialed 9-1-1? It's like trying to get a mortgage.

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David Dobel:
The thing I'm going to miss the most is the kids. The kids are, are wonderful kids and they're bright, you know. You should see the creative ways they smuggle weapons past the metal detectors, it's amazing.

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Jerry Falk:
And as he says, the issue is always fascism. [types on his computer]
Jerry Falk:
Dobel says the crimes of the Nazis were so enormous that if the entire human race were to vanish as a penalty it could be argued that it would be justified.

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David Dobel:
I promised students of my class I'm gonna take them to the Caravaggio exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum. You know, I try to give them a little culture now and then so they don't beat each other to death with bicycle chains all the time.

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Amanda:
Who do you need protection from?
Jerry Falk:
Burglars, rapists, the Gestapo.

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Jerry Falk:
What's happening here, what's going on?
David Dobel:
[trying to pivot the piano] I have it under control... Nothing that can't be done with the help of twelve stevedores and some oxen.

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Jerry Falk:
Just how crazy are you huh? Is there more? Do you hear voices on the radio or worship snakes?
David Dobel:
You are a member of one of the most persecuted minorities in history. The rifle's on me.

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