Analyze That

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Release date 2002

Duration 96 min

Producer(s) Len Amato, Bruce Berman, Chris Brigham...more

Director(s) Harold Ramis...more Harold Ramis...less

Writer(s) Kenneth Lonergan, Peter Tolan, Peter Steinfeld...more

Cast Robert De Niro, Billy Crystal, Lisa Kudrow...more

Genre Comedy,

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Rigazzi Driver:
Shall I wait here, Mr Rigazzi?
Lou Rigazzi:
No. Pull the car up your ass and wait there.

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[the Rigazzi Gunman is taken back to the Rigazzi headquarters by two Rigazzi henchmen and faces his boss Louis Rigazzi, aka "Lou the Wrench"]
Lou Rigazzi:
What the hell happened to you?
Rigazzi Gunman:
Vitti threw me off a roof.
Lou Rigazzi:
Vitti? You talked to Vitti?
Rigazzi Gunman:
Yeah, I talked to Vitti.
Lou Rigazzi:
What did you say to him?
Rigazzi Gunman:
Nothing.
Lou Rigazzi:
Are you sure you didn't tell him anything?
Rigazzi Gunman:
I didn't say anything, Mr. Rigazzi. Can I go now? I think my leg's broken.
Lou Rigazzi:
That must hurt, huh? Wait a minute! I have something for that. [Rigazzi pulls out a gun with a silencer and shoots the Gunman three times, killing him]
Lou Rigazzi:
I hate to see people in pain. [to henchmen]
Lou Rigazzi:
Get him out of here. [the henchmen carry the Gunman's body away]
Rigazzi Soldier:
What about Vitti?
Lou Rigazzi:
He's a hard man to kill. But he's not immortal. Our time will come.

Laura Sobel:
[after someone trys to shoot Paul at a Japanese resturant] That resturant was really nice, up until the attempted "whacking."

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Dr. Ben Sobel:
[Paul and Shiela are having sex in another room, Ben and Laura are lying awake listening. As Paul and Shiela quiet down, Paul glances at his watch] Forty minutes.
Laura Sobel:
How much longer are they going to go on?
Dr. Ben Sobel:
How much longer 'can' they go on? Another ten minutes, I'm going to either break it up or I'll call the Guiness Book of Records. [They continue lying there. As it gets loud again, they sit up. They can hear Shiela]
Sheila:
[Screaming] Oh God! Oh God! OH GOD!
Laura Sobel:
Oh, gimmie a break. She's faking!
Dr. Ben Sobel:
What?
Laura Sobel:
Nobody sounds like that!

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Laura Sobel:
[talking to woman FBI agent] And from one business women to another? two words ? pants suit.

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Dr. Ben Sobel:
[Ben Sobel asks Paul to describe a picture of a father walking in saying good night to his wife and son lying in bed] OK, Paul. I want you to take a look at this picture and tell me what is happening.
Paul Vitti:
This is a picture of a guy who is a nice hard-working fellow and comes home to find his wife is in bed with a midget who she has been fucking while he has been out of town.
Dr. Ben Sobel:
So she has been having intercourse?
Paul Vitti:
Yep. With a midget!

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[last lines]
Paul Vitti:
Hey, doc. [singing]
Paul Vitti:
There's a place for us.
Dr. Ben Sobel:
A time and place for us.
Jelly:
Hold my hand and we're halfway there.
Dr. Ben Sobel, Paul Vitti, Jelly:
Hold my hand and I'll take you there. Somehow, someday, somewhere!

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Dr. Ben Sobel:
[at his father's funeral] It's not easy for me to speak about my father, cause in a sense I'm talking about two people. One is the public Issac Sobel, the eminent psychotherapist and popular author, known to millions of readers around the world. The second is the private man, my father, Dad; And for those who knew him well, and for those who knew our family well. Well, I don't have to tell you: He was a psychotic fucking mind prick! An arrogant ego inflated son of a bitch! I wish you were alive so I could kill you. [shouts]
Dr. Ben Sobel:
Rot in hell!

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Eddie DeVol:
[Paul and Jelly go to Patti LoPresti's house, Eddie Devol opens door] Yeah what?
Paul Vitti:
"Yeah what?"? Is that how you answer the door? "Yeah what?"?
Eddie DeVol:
You got a problem with that?
Paul Vitti:
[punches Eddie, enters house] Yeah what?
Jelly:
[points gun at Eddie who is lying on floor] Don't bother getting up on our account.

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[while working as an auto dealer]
Paul Vitti:
Look at the size of this trunk. You can put three bodies in there.

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Dr. Ben Sobel:
We don't think it's necessary to wake the neighbors every time we have sex.
Paul Vitti:
If you're quiet, you could do it without even waking your wife.

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Dr. Ben Sobel:
I was at a funeral.
Paul Vitti:
What's that got to do with someone trying to kill me in jail? You're my Doctor!
Dr. Ben Sobel:
My father died.
Paul Vitti:
So. With you it is always me, me, me, me, me, me. He's dead. So get over it.

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