Date created: April 2010
Release date 2002
Duration 88 min
Producer(s) David Black, Sidney Lumet, Lilith Jacobs...more
Writer(s) Sacha Baron Cohen, Dan Mazer...more
Cast Sacha Baron Cohen, Emilio Rivera, Gina La Piana...more
[to Ali] Have you ever considered becoming a member of parliament?
What me wanna do that for? It's full of pricks.
That's a little harsh. I'm an MP, am I a prick?
As from 12 o'clock all rizla's will be free. To discourage their use, there will be a 25p-per-pound levy on panties. This will exclude thongs. Marijuana will be available on the NHS to treat chronic diseases such as ichy scrot. Furthermore I am a bell end...
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
Prime minister, I really can't be expected to...
Go on now, David!
[Looking annoyed] I like to take it up the batty. It is me favourite. I used to be a girl and wear knicks, honest. Ask me mum!
You wanna know 'ow I make diz country bettah? Iz simple, two words: keep it real!
That's three words!
Don't be a spannah, it ain't a real word. It's short for innit, innit?
Jezzy, iz you wearing green? I knew it - you iz defected to the Iver 'Eath posse, innit? Come on - let's stab him!
No, no - wait! Me mum, yeah, she put me yellow top in the wash with me brother's blue football socks even though they ain't colourfast.
All right. But you tell that slag, that in the ghetto, washing non-colourfast synthetics at 60 degrees could cost you your life...