Adventureland

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Release date 2009

Duration 107 min

Producer(s) Declan Baldwin, Anne Carey, Scott Ferguson...more

Director(s) Greg Mottola...more Greg Mottola...less

Writer(s) Greg Mottola...more Greg Mottola...less

Cast Jesse Eisenberg, Kelsey Ford, Michael Zegen...more

Genre Comedy, Drama,

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James Brennan:
I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is.
Joel:
We are doing the work of lazy, pathetic morons.

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Sue O'Malley:
[turning down a date from Joel] He told my parents. We're Catholic. He told my parents that you're Jewish.
Joel:
Oh, but I'm an atheist, maybe more of a pragmatic nihilist I guess or an existential pagan if you will...
Sue O'Malley:
Yeah, yeah um, but my parents are really strict. Sorry.

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Em Lewin:
[to James] Can you stop saying "intercourse"?

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Em Lewin:
[yelling at Sue] You know you don't deserve to date Joel. You're an anti-Semitic asshole, what do you like hate gay people too? Do you support apartheid?

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Sue O'Malley:
What are you majoring in?
Joel:
Russian literature and Slavic languages.
Sue O'Malley:
Oh wow, that's pretty interesting. What career track is that?
Joel:
Cabby, hot dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. The world is my oyster.

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Joel:
We pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a day to make these toys, we can't just *give* them away.

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Guest:
I love what you've done with the house.
Francy:
Thank you.
Mr Lewin:
It's clean.
Em Lewin:
I thought the house was a lot nicer the way my mum used to have it, it's pretty barfirific if you ask me.
Francy:
Is that some kind of joke Emily?
Em Lewin:
No, it's not.
Francy:
I think you own me an apology right now.
Em Lewin:
I don't owe you shit.

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James Brennan:
[Falco's Rock Me Amadeus song is played once again at the amusement park] Jesus Fucking Christ! They play this song like 20 times a day!
Joel:
Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!

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James Brennan:
Satin lives.

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Joel:
[after getting hit in the head with a corn-dog] That was a whole corndog!

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James Brennan:
Yeah, Frigo was my best friend. Then, I turned four.

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Eric:
Fuck this weed is good.

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