A Goofy Movie

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Release date 1995

Duration 78 min

Producer(s) Gaëtan Brizzi, Paul Brizzi, Leslie Hough...more

Director(s) Kevin Lima...more Kevin Lima...less

Writer(s) Jymn Magon, Jymn Magon, Chris Matheson...more

Cast Bill Farmer, Jason Marsden, Jim Cummings...more

Genre Animation, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Musical,

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Max:
[Max is about to perform in front of the whole school] I hope this works.

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[the first day of Goofy's road trip]
Goofy:
[holding a video camera while driving] Day 1: Well, here we are, out on the open road, retracing the steps of my boyhood. And here's... [he aims the camera toward a brooding Max]
Goofy:
Maxie! Say, "Hi", Max! [Max pays no attention]
Goofy:
Well, how about a wave?
Max:
[putting his hand in front of the camera lens] Not now, Dad.
Goofy:
[laughing] What a kidder.

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Goofy:
[after Max slams the car door] All right, then. Guess I'll just have to go... all alone, that's all. Just sit in the boat... all alone. And talk to myself. All alone.
Max:
I guess so.

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Max#:
[singing] So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric.
Goofy:
[singing] And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo.
Max#, Goofy:
[singing in unison] But when life becomes distressing, who will I be S-O-S-ing?
Max#:
[singing] If you're having trouble guessing, here's a clue: though he seems intoxicated, he's just highly animated, and he's nobody else but...
Max#, Goofy:
[singing in unison] Nobody else but you. We've turned into a true blue duo. Hard times, we've had a few...
Goofy:
[singing] Like we're thrown in the drink...
Max#:
[singing] Like we're tossed out of town...
Max#, Goofy:
[singing in unison] But when I start to sink, hey, I'd rather go down, with nobody else but Y-O-U! [Goofy kisses Max]
Max#:
[annoyed] Aw, Dad!

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[Goofy and Max have stopped bickering about the car, the vacation and Max's life]
Max#:
[singing] There are times you drive me, shall we say, bananas, and your mind is missing, no offense, a screw.
Goofy:
None taken.
Max#:
[singing] Still, whatever mess I land in, who is always understandin'? Nobody else but you.
Goofy:
[singing] Oh, you moodiness is now and then bewildering, and you values may be, so to speak, askew.
Max#:
[spoken] Gesundheit.
Goofy:
[spoken] Thanks. [singing]
Goofy:
Who deserves a hero's trophy as we face each catastrophe? Nobody else but you.
Max#, Goofy:
[singing in unison] Nobody else but you. It's just our luck. We're stuck together. Nobody else but you. It's crazy enough to believe we'll come through.

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Max:
It's only Powerline, Dad, the biggest rock star on the planet.
Goofy:
Not bigger than Xavier Cugat, the mambo king. Everybody mambo!

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Max:
But, Dad, I don't even know how to fish.
Goofy:
That's never stopped me. I'm gonna show you a little secret that has been handed down for twelve or thirteen Goof generations: the Perfect Cast.
Max:
The perfect what?
Goofy:
The Perfect Cast. My dad taught it to me when I was your age, and now I pass it on to you. Watch carefully now. You gotta stay loose, relaxed. Keep your feet apart. Now, ten o'clock, two o'clock, quarter to three, tour jeté, twist, pas de deux, I'm a little teapot, then the windup... and let 'er fly! The Perfect Cast.

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Max:
My life's a living...
Lester:
Hello, little buddy! [a man in a Lester Possum costume comes up to Max. Max turns his back on him and tries to ignore him. Lester comes around to Max's front]
Lester:
Who's your favorite possum?
Max:
Don't touch me!
Lester:
Aw, why such a long face? You're so sad! Boo hoo hoo! I know! You need a big hug from Lester!
Max:
Don't even think about IIIIIITTT... [Lester gives Max a giant hug]
Lester:
See? Now you feel all good inside!
Max:
[Max slaps Lester which turns his false head backwards] BEAT IT, Doofus!

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Goofy:
[talking to Principle Mazur on the phone] Hello.
Principal Mazur:
Yes, Mr. Goof. This is Principal Mazur. I'm calling in regard to your son, Maximillian.
Goofy:
Max? Oh, my gosh! Is he hurt?
Principal Mazur:
No, Mr. Goof. He's in trouble!
Goofy:
Trouble? What kind of trouble?
Principal Mazur:
Dressed like a gang member...
Goofy:
Gang member?
Principal Mazur:
...your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy!
Goofy:
Riot? It couldn't be my...
Principal Mazur:
If I were you, Mr. Goof, I'd seriously re-evaluate the way you're raising your child before he ends up in the *electric chair*!
Goofy:
[getting traumatically shocked] The electric chair?

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[at concert]
Goofy:
Let's get you on stage!
Max:
Maybe this isn't such a good idea. [a pair of *very* attractive dancers walk past]
Max:
Hmmm, then again...

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Goofy:
Are you okay, Maxie? [He slaps his face to wake him up]
Max:
What did you say?
Goofy:
That's right. A vacation, son! We'll spend some real quality time together. [hugs him tight against his belly]
Max:
[traumatically shocked] I think I'm gonna be sick.

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[Max's stomach growls]
Goofy:
Max, was that Bigfoot or your stomach?
Max:
Man, I'm STARVING!

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