Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

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Release date 1994

Duration 86 min

Producer(s) Gary Barber, Peter Bogart, Bob Israel...more

Director(s) Tom Shadyac...more Tom Shadyac...less

Writer(s) Jack Bernstein, Jack Bernstein, Tom Shadyac...more

Cast Jim Carrey, Courteney Cox, Sean Young...more

Genre Action, Comedy, Mystery,

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Ace Ventura:
Melissa it's ace!
Melissa:
Ace where are you?
Ace Ventura:
I'm in Psychoville and Finkel's the mayor!

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[Melissa is pretending to be Ace's sister to check him into a mental hospital]
Doctor:
Has he always had a history of mental illness?
Melissa:
[truthfully] For as long as I've known him.

Ace Ventura:
[Ace executes a perfect 180-degree slide to parallel park his car] Like a glove!

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Ronald Camp:
[Ace emerges soaking wet] I'm so Sorry Mr. Ace, I'll have the plumbing checked immediately.
Ace Ventura:
Well I hope so, had I been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed.

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Melissa:
Ace, get out of the tank.
Ace Ventura:
[talking like Scotty from Star Trek] I just can't do it, Captain. I don't have the power.
Melissa:
I said, get out of the tank now!
Ace Ventura:
For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man!

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Ace Ventura:
[to Shickadance] Why don't come to take a look inside? C'mon. C'mon! [he shakes his keys acting like they're stuck. The door opens. Ace enters]
Ace Ventura:
Go ahead. Snoop around! [Mr. Shickadance enters, looks around and sniffs]
Ace Ventura:
Well? Are you satisfied?
Mr. Shickadance:
Just don't let me catch you with an animal here, that's all.
Ace Ventura:
All right! Take care now! Bye-bye, then! [slams door in front of Mr. Shickadance's face]
Ace Ventura:
L-oser!

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Lois Einhorn:
And somebody get me some coffee!
Ace Ventura:
Tonight on Miami Vice, Crockett gets the boss some coffee.

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[mimicking Sean Connery]
Ace Ventura:
Lovely party. Pity I wasn't invited.

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Ace Ventura:
Obsess much?

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[first lines]
Ace Ventura:
Heads up! Good defense! Good defense!

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[Melissa and Ace are reading news clippings about Ray Finkle]
Melissa:
"Replacement Kicker Having a Great Year." "Ready For Super Bowl, All-Star Kicker Boasts."
Ace Ventura:
"Field Goal Sails Wide. Dolphins Lose Super Bowl."
Melissa:
The "Kick Heard Round The World." That was Finkle. The Dolphins lost by one point. [Ace lets out an impressed whistle. Melissa flips to the next clipping, with a headline that reads "Finkle Contract Not Renewed."]
Melissa:
Poor guy.
Ace Ventura:
Poor guy with a motive, baby.

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Melissa:
[in her office, she is showing Ace a video of the halftime routine performed by their missing mascot, Snowflake. She sees Ace chewing on either birdseeds or sunflower seeds, and spreading the leftovers in a neat pile on her desk] Would you like an ashtray?
Ace Ventura:
Hmm-mmm. I don't smoke. It's a disgusting habit.

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