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Date created: April 2010
Birthdate May 13, 1964
Zodiac Taurus
Location Washington, D.C., United States of America
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Job others,
When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.
The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.
Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash. (Said to President Bush at the White House Correspondents Dinner)
All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.
So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.
Clearly, America has no shortage of metephorical opportunities for the poor.
Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.
Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!
My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot, ... So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.
Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.
I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.
Agnostics are just atheists without balls.
President Bush, have a hot dog with me.
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?
Baby carrots are making me gay.
It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.
I cannot stand people who disagree with me on the issue of Roe v. Wade... which I believe is about the proper way to cross a lake.
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