Robert Clark

Robert Clark

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Date created: April 2010

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Birthdate March 14, 1987

Zodiac Leo

Location Brooklyn, Ontario

Country Canada

Weight / 79 kg

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Whether he had a corrupt motive, he certainly had to know that there was a very substantial risk of somehow derailing the Plunder Dome prosecution at a very critical time,

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I have always been homosexual and it surprises me that more people are not; women's pink bits are moist and forbidding and I enjoy those qualities much more in a Victoria sponge.

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When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply,

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I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a warning that told me

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The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol son i recommend that young people take more drugs.

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People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym.

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My daughter told me she wasn't afraid of spider but that she was afraid of my smoking. She said that she was afraid of my dying. So i went downstairs, picked up a pair of pliers and a blowtorch and showed her what real fear was.

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Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.

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Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?

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I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting bustier.

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I think Amy Winehouse's decision not to go to rehab was a bad one. In fact, i think it was the worst idea since Dodi Al Fayed said to Princess Diana

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I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins...you should be shot in the head.

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