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Birthdate September 13, 1916

Zodiac Virgo

Location Llandaff, United Kingdom

Country Wales

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Roald Dahl Quotes

And Charlie, don`t forget about what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he ever wanted. He lived happily ever after.

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Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

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I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.

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It wasn't raindrops at all. It was a great solid mass of water that might have been a lake or a whole ocean dropping out of the sky on top of them, and down it came, down and down and down, crashing first onto the seagulls and then onto the peach itself, while the poor travelers shrieked with fear and groped around frantically for something to catch hold of- the peach stem, the silk strings, anything they could find- and all the time the water came pouring and roaring down upon them, bouncing and smashing and sloshing and slashing and swashing and swirling and surging and whirling and gurgling and gushing and rushing and rushing, and it was like being pinned down underneath the biggest waterfall in the world and not being able to get out.

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There are many other little refinements too, Mr. Bohlen. You'll see them all when you study the plans carefully. For example, there's a trick that nearly every writer uses, of inserting at least one long, obscure word into each story. This makes the reader think that the man is very wise and clever. So I have the machine do the same thing. There'll be a whole stack of long words stored away just for this purpose.

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Even I'm edible! But that, my children, is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies.

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Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But, that would be called canibalism. It is looked down upon in most societies.

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You is getting nosier than a parker.

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I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.

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I want an Oompa-Loompa!' screamed Veruca.

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So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on the wall.

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