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Date created: April 2010
Birthdate June 28, 1926
Zodiac Cancer
Location Brooklyn, New York
Country United States of America
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Look, I don`t want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you`re alive you`ve got to flap your arms and legs, you`ve got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you`re not alive.
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.
I never ever thought that I was a giggler. I was the one who could hold it together but I didn't on this... - Ashley Jensen
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They're not clothes that Ashley would wear. But the thing is, you can't stand out. At first I thought, ... - Ashley Jensen
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I know what I look like. I'm not a babe who's automatically going to be the leading-lady type. I think ... - Ashley Jensen
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I've learned to think in terms of having a long career. Actors can have very long careers that last unti... - Bryce Dallas Howard
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