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Date created: April 2010
Birthdate February 1, 1967
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Location Bloomington, Indiana
Country United States of America
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No matter how nice the company one might be with, however, it is never pleasant to have a rifle pointed at one`s back.
Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We
Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I'm not trying to overreact or anything but I think it was my uterus. Honest. I think my uterus jiggled free. My uterus is just going to come out between my legs and I'm going to look like I'm walking around with an enormous load in my pants.
You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?
Bite me, Harry Potter.
I stood on Susan Boone's front porch, feeling lame. But then, since I've pretty much felt lame my entire life, this was no big surprise. On the other hand, usually I felt lame for no particular reason. This time I really had a reason to feel lame.
I loved you way before you ever had a chance to put a spell on me. I loved you at 'I've never been to Long Island,'
But he's looking for love in all the wrong places. Like fancy under catalogs At least he knows enough not to date while he's campaigning
Inside the envelope with the letter was a little Princess Leia action figure USB flash drive. (they make these?) For me to store my novel on, since he was right-I never back up my computer's hard drive. The sight of it-it's Princess Leia in her Hoth outfit, my favorite of her costumes (how had he remembered?) brought tears to my eyes.
Lana says J.P. makes Matt Damon from the Bourne movies look like Oliver from Hannah Montana
No. The answer was no, I was not all right. I nearly got knocked out. Knocked out by desire! Desire for forbidden dissimilar molecules
I have nothing against Sean Penn. I don't even mind that he ended up divorcing Madonna. I mean, I still like Shia LaBeouf even though he chose to star in Transformers, which turned out to be a movie about robots from space. That Talk. Which is just as bad as choosing to divorce Madonna, if you ask me
Meet me inside the Edge of the Icepack penguin enclosure in at four fifteen
I wish I could say when Michael's dark eyes met mind, I was completely cool and collected about seeing him again after all this time, and that I laughed airily and said all the right things. I wish I could say after having pretty much single-handedly brought democracy to a country I happen to be a princess of, and written a four-hundred-page romance novel, and gotten into every college to which I applied (even if it's just because I'm a princess), that I handled meeting Michael for the first time again after throwing my snowflake necklace in his face almost two years ago with total grace and aplomb. But I totally didn't.
And I'm going to tell the truth: I didn't like that Sean Penn movie Into the Wild so much. Yes! I know it was critically acclaimed. I know it won all these awards! It's very sad that a boy is dead and all. But I thought the movie Enchanted, with the singing princess and the chipmunk and the people dancing in Central Park, was cuter. So there!
I've never even been to Long Island
Meg Cabot is the best author ever
But as you age, you lose other, even more important things, like friends-hopefully only bad friends, who maybe weren't as good for you as you once thought. With luck, you'll be able to hang on to your true friends, the ones who were always there for you....even when you thought they weren't. Because friends like that are more precious then all the tiaras in the world
And now Rocky is begging me to watch Dora the Explorer with him. I understand that millions of kids love Dora and have learned to read or whatever from her show. But I wouldn't mind if Dora fell off a cliff and took her little pals with her
However, because they have no actual interests of their own (or if they do, they squelch them in order to fit in) and merely pursue those that they think will look best on their college apps, they're zombies.
It was only when they'd rounded the corner toward the Penguin that we finally sat up, Laughing semi-hysterically.
I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband.
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
...Because when you love something, you want to do it all the time, even if no one is paying you for it. At least that's how I felt about drawing.
You know. Life's short. If you don't try new things, you'll never know what you're best at. And you can only make time for new things by quitting the things you know don't work for you.
Because my heat was too full of appreciation for what my friends-- my real friends-- had done for me.
The fact that he was willing to sacrifice his own face in order to keep mine from getting bashed in
I was in love with Scott Bennett. That I had been in love with him my whole life, practically.
But I guess you would look beatific, too, if the man you had been in love with since the fifth grade had told you that he was in love with you, too.
I just want to let you know that when I look into my future, I see nothing but you.
You and me?
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