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Date created: April 2010
Birthdate February 15, 1954
Zodiac Aquarius
Location Portland, Oregon
Country United States of America
Etnhnicity
Job others,
Me fail english? Thats unpossible.
Marge, it takes two to lie - one to lie, and one to listen. (Homer Simpson)
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.
Welcome to Suckersville, man.
I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens, he came in peace and then died, only to come back to life, and his name was E.T., the extra terestrial. I loved that little guy.
It doesn't matter how you feel inside, you know. It's what shows up on the surface that counts. Take all your bad feelings and push them down, all the way down, past your knees, until you're almost walking on them. And then you'll fit in, and you'll be invited to parties, and boys will like you... and happiness will follow. (Marge Simpson)
Stealing? How could you?! Haven
Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we're just making him madder and madder
Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done.
This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now let us say the lord's prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate.
I am fine, my feelings are mad
If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers. (--Homer Simpson)
I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah!
I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicans for which they scam one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.
Did you hear something?
Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
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