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Date created: April 2010
I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he's crooked.
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?
Don't live in the past, don't ponder about the future, stay at the PRESENT moment NOW...always.
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them have never happened.
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
I never ever thought that I was a giggler. I was the one who could hold it together but I didn't on this... - Ashley Jensen
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They're not clothes that Ashley would wear. But the thing is, you can't stand out. At first I thought, ... - Ashley Jensen
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I know what I look like. I'm not a babe who's automatically going to be the leading-lady type. I think ... - Ashley Jensen
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Wow, that's a lot. Basically I have been trying to build a career for myself. I learned early on what to... - Alana Evans
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The only person who beat me was Jenna Jameson and that kicks ass.... - Alana Evans
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