Jeff Dunham

Jeff Dunham

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Date created: April 2010

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Birthdate April 18, 1962

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Location Dallas, New Mexico

Country United States of America

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Jeff Dunham Quotes

WHAT! WE CANT TALK AT THE SAME TIME! I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk, WE CAN'T DO IT! Peanut. WHAT! You said my name wrong. No it's Jeff Dun-ham. No it's dunham, No dun-ham. No dunha. No you see it says dunham jeff dun-HAM. Actually if you look at it, it say jef f dunham .com

Tags: humor

Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today?

Peanut: Yes we had a great day!

Jose: No we did not.

Peanut: Yes

Jose: No

Peanut: Yes

Jose: No

Peanut: Yes

Jose: No we did not have a good day.

Peanut: Yes we hhhaad...a great frickin' day!

What?

Jeff: Did you have a good day?

Peanut: Yes

Jose: No

Peanut: Shut up

Jeff: A good day?

Peanut: Yes

Jose: No

Peanut: Shut up

Jeff: You're supposed to have taken him to the spa.

Peanut: I took him to the spa!

Jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer.

Peanut: It's the same thing!!!

Tags: comedian humor peanut

Jef-f, Dun-Ham, dot com!!

Tags: humor

Achmed 'Two Jews walk into a bar'

No no no no no' Jeff

You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard' Achmed

Tags: achmed dunham jeff

Jeff: You know most people who've had near death experiances say they say a white light. What did you see?

Akmed: I saw flying car parts!

Jeff: What was the last thing that went through your mind?

Akmed: My ass. But I saw a blue Prius! Is it true you have one of those? Did you know that if your driving down the highway in a Prius and you stick your hand out the window the car will turn?!

Tags: comady

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