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Groucho Marx

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Birthdate October 2, 1890

Zodiac Libra

Location New York, New York

Country United States of America

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Groucho Marx Quotes

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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I sent the club a wire stating,

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.

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We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own.

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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

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