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Date created: April 2010
Birthdate October 2, 1890
Zodiac Libra
Location New York, New York
Country United States of America
Etnhnicity
Job others,
Humor is reason gone mad.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
I sent the club a wire stating,
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.
We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
I never forgot a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
The only real laughter comes from despair.
Any place I hang my head is home.
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