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Birthdate October 27, 1950

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Location Morristown, New Jersey

Country United States of America

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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.

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I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possible company and safe because sleep is the consummate protection against the unseemliness that is the invariable consequence of being awake. What you don't know won't hurt you. Sleep is death without the responsibility.

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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

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The girl in your class who suggests that this year the Drama Club put on The Bald Soprano will be a thorn in people's sides all of her life.

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All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

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Think before you speak. Read before you think.

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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

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Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

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