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Date created: April 2010
Birthdate June 14, 1978
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Location Lemont, Illinois
Country United States of America
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Job writers,
I have never been an ambitious person, and my participation in this industry is a fluke, but only male writers can afford to be coy and self-deprecating.
Gas Attendant:
Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.
Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
The Ten Worst Songs to Strip To: 1. That Midnight Oil song about aborigines
Love is mysterious and rad, like Steve Perry from Journey
Bren MacGuff: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream...
Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints.
Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level.
I never ever thought that I was a giggler. I was the one who could hold it together but I didn't on this... - Ashley Jensen
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They're not clothes that Ashley would wear. But the thing is, you can't stand out. At first I thought, ... - Ashley Jensen
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I know what I look like. I'm not a babe who's automatically going to be the leading-lady type. I think ... - Ashley Jensen
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Wow, that's a lot. Basically I have been trying to build a career for myself. I learned early on what to... - Alana Evans
The only person who beat me was Jenna Jameson and that kicks ass.... - Alana Evans
I've learned to think in terms of having a long career. Actors can have very long careers that last unti... - Bryce Dallas Howard
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