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Date created: April 2010
I think it's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone famous to come from here, because everyone around here is insane.
Ankh-Morpork! Pearl of cities! This is not a completely accurate description, of course
The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it.
Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.
This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmian philosopher Ventre, who said,
Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.
He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway.
-Sergeant, were you about to shoot this man in the head?
-No sir! Just a warning shot inna head sir!
You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick.
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