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Date created: April 2010
Birthdate June 22, 1964
Zodiac Leo
Location Waco, Texas
Country United States
Weight / 118 kg
Etnhnicity
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn`t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
...the divided world of Aspen, where locals with a sense of entitlement were pitted against developers with a sense of condominiums.
It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
Or is it that I think too much?
Tina Fey:
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way.
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.
Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.
You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.
People in coats and ties were milling around the Talley gallery, and on the wall were the minimally rendered still lifes by Giorgio Morandi, most of them no bigger than a tea tray. Their thin browns, ashy grays, and muted blues made people speak softly to one another, as if a shouted word might curdle one of the paintings and ruin it. Bottles, carafes, and ceramic whatnots sat in his paintings like small animals huddling for warmth, and these shy pictures could easily hang next to a Picasso or Matisse without feeling inferior.
You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile... a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
I never ever thought that I was a giggler. I was the one who could hold it together but I didn't on this... - Ashley Jensen
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They're not clothes that Ashley would wear. But the thing is, you can't stand out. At first I thought, ... - Ashley Jensen
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I know what I look like. I'm not a babe who's automatically going to be the leading-lady type. I think ... - Ashley Jensen
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Wow, that's a lot. Basically I have been trying to build a career for myself. I learned early on what to... - Alana Evans
The only person who beat me was Jenna Jameson and that kicks ass.... - Alana Evans
I've learned to think in terms of having a long career. Actors can have very long careers that last unti... - Bryce Dallas Howard
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