Monty Python

Monty Python

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Date created: April 2010

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Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat`s piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark

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Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

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The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding

In all of the directions it can whizz

As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,

Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.

So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,

How amazingly unlikely is your birth,

And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,

'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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