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Date created: April 2010
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.
The mai tai got its name when two Polynesian alcoholics got in a fight over some neckwear.
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I never ever thought that I was a giggler. I was the one who could hold it together but I didn't on this... - Ashley Jensen
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They're not clothes that Ashley would wear. But the thing is, you can't stand out. At first I thought, ... - Ashley Jensen
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I know what I look like. I'm not a babe who's automatically going to be the leading-lady type. I think ... - Ashley Jensen
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Wow, that's a lot. Basically I have been trying to build a career for myself. I learned early on what to... - Alana Evans
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The only person who beat me was Jenna Jameson and that kicks ass.... - Alana Evans
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