Erma Bombeck

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Date created: April 2010

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Birthdate February 21, 1927

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Location Dayton, Ohio

Country United States of America

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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Tags: food humor

Housework can kill you if done right.

Tags: chores housekeeping humor

When your mother asks,

Tags: family humor mothers

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

Tags: fashion humor

Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply.

Tags: humor mothers

I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.

Tags: housekeeping humor

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.

Tags: humor spontaneity surprise

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.

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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Tags: comedy humor hurt laughter pain tragedy

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

Tags: civilization humor society

Written on her tombstone:

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